Sunday, December 04, 2005

 

In the beginning there was Mrs. Helen

December 4, 2005

It was an exciting weekend. I got an email from Mrs Helen of Lagos, Nigeria."She" is the inspiration behind this web log. This blog is dedicated to "her" and all of the Nigerian scammers out there.

Everything written by me and inserted as a comment will be in { red text and braces }.

December 3, 2005

212.199.254.139.ispeednet.net (Gilat-art) Lagos, Lagos, Nigeria, 0 returning visits
03:01:17 AM source http://www.google.com/search?q=us%20used%20items%20for%20sale&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=30&sa=N

I got an offer on my van today. Oddly enough, a person from Nigeria looked at my webpage with my stuff for sale just before emailing me. Strange coincidence, huh? Time for me to send this to wafl@phonebusters.com the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) tip address for fraud in Canada.

Here's the email:
Hello,

I read your ad and i am intersted to purchase this van at such an exciting price.

please do get back to me if you still have it for sale.I'll be waiting to read from you soon.

You can call me on +44703184225[modified]*

Thanks

Mrs Helen.
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{I've repiled with:}

Hello Mrs. Helen,

I am still waiting to here from you, the van is still not sold. How much were you liking to pay for the van, I'm asking $2000US. Where do you want to pick it up?

Sam


Comments:
You're spelling sucks!
 
LMFAO!!!!!!! good job sam!
 
Andrew Bell is back at it again on Craigslist.com posting for a job. Here's the email I got in return:

Tuesday, February 24, 2009 2:36 PM
From: "Andrew Bell" andrewbe88-at-ymail_com
I would love to meet up with you to talk about this job but I am currently away on business. I am in Australia so there will be no interview. I will prepay you in advance to do my shopping. I will also have my mails and packages forwarded to your address. If you will be unable to stay at your house to get my mails, I can have it shipped to a post office near you and then you can pick it up at your convenience. When you get my mails/packages; you are required to mail them to where I want them mailed to. You don't have to put money out of your pocket, all you have to do is have packages shipped to your house and do my shopping. You are allowed to open the packages to reveal its content. The content of the packages are computer and electronics, clothing business and personal letters. All expenses and taxes will be covered by me. You will work between 15 and 20hrs a month. How much will you charge per month? I will pay $300. That is not a bad
offer is it? I need your service because I am constantly out of town. I work in real estate and I own an Art Gallery in Australia. I will return to United State by Middle of April so this process will be on going till then. If you don't mind, I will meet up with you when I return and then we can talk about the possibility of making this long term. Well, let me know if you are able to handle the position.


I will email you the list and pictures of what to shop for me when I am ready. No heavy packages is involved! You can do the shopping at Sears, Walmart, and other stores. You will be shopping for Electronics and clothing. I will provide you my UPS account number for Shipping. All you have to do is to provide you my UPS Account Number and bill the shipping charges on it.. I will provide clear set of instructions for each task I need done as well the funds to cover them. If I were to mail you money to do my shopping plus upfront payment for your service, where would you want it mailed to? How should your name appear on the money? so if you still have interest you're to reply me back with all this following details.


Full Name:
Mailing Address(Not PO Box):
City, State, Zip Code:
Phone Numbers:
Age:


I wait to read from you.


Sincerely,


NB: The Payment Will Be In Money Order


Andrew Bell
 
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